just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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