So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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