Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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