you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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