So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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