at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
