That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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