I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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