operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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