im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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