IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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