Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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