This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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