i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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