plz talk dirty to me
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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