He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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