Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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