My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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