Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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