Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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