Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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