I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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