thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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