you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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