Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Send help, water and tortillas.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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