gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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