I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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