So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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