no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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