Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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