But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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