I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I would fuck him just for his dog
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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