Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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