very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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