I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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