At least make sure they are 18
Why
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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