the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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