He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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