You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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