I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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