I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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