That's intense
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Randomize