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(912): View more from Georgia

That's intense

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(912): View more from Georgia

He kissed a someone with a penis

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(604): View more from British Columbia

omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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(540): View more from Virginia

3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently

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and skipped dinner

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.

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(773): View more from Illinois

On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult

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(520): View more from Arizona

Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.

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