it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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