i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You pole danced in your parka.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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