After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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