just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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