it wasn't lemon gatorade
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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