We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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