Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Randomize
