what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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