you guys were way drunker than both of me
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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