how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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